homophobic? no, man, i’m HOMIEphobic. -pushes all my friends away-

(Source: ibukichans, via sniffing)


if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


my life is just one big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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tie dying shirts with the blood of your unfollowers

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my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via perks-of-being-chinese)