hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

(Source: agent-foxymulder, via perks-of-being-chinese)

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

(via sniffing)

im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms

(Source: suicide-scars, via dutchster)

qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

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there is nothing for you there friend

(via sniffing)

buttlicked:

noONE IS ONLINE I CAN POST WHAT I WANT

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(Source: buttlicked, via australiansanta)